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The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.

I bought my brother some gift wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.

Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar… Or, as you like to call it, delicatessen.
- Sean Hughes

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Two thousand years ago, the Holy family had a ramble from Nazareth to Bethlehem - in much the same way as I'm having a ramble from Norwich to Swaffham. Although I'm not comparing myself to Jesus - I don't want to get bogged down in that whole controversy again.

he Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Once again, we come to the holiday season - a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.

hristmas, here again. Let us raise a loving cup: Peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing up.

There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them.

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying "Toys not included".

That's the true spirit of Christmas: people being helped by people other than me.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

Merry Christmas, Nearly Everybody!

Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money

You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger

That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.

Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin

If your future with someone is unsure, It doesn't mean that you can't be together today. Nobody has seen the future! So,instead of worrying about the future, fulfill the wishes of your love today !

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