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There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like “What about lunch?

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.

Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

Between friends, differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.

One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.

One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.

Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.

You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.

A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.

The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.

Friends and good manners will carry you where money won’t go.

There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.

When a woman like that whom I’ve seen so much, All of a sudden drops out of touch; Is always busy and never can, Spare you a moment, it means a man.

Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend.

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal.

Never tell your friends, “I told you so” – even when you did.When a woman becomes her own best friend li

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