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For Halloween you should go as the person you claim to be on Facebook.

Happy Halloween to someone I trust not to leave me for dead during a zombie apocalypse.

You strike me as one of those people who hands out fruit on Halloween.

I'd dress up as Siri for Halloween if my life didn't already entail being asked stupid questions all day.

I'm going as a zombie for Halloween by slouching half-dead at my desk like every other day of the year.

I love you enough to be seen in public wearing matching Halloween costumes.

I can't decide this Halloween whether to go as a slutty witch, a slutty nurse, a slutty schoolgirl, or just a total slut...

May your Halloween be scarier than what's actually going on with our country.

Here's to Miley Cyrus for somehow making all Halloween costumes prior to 2013 look shockingly unslutty.

I've put more thought into my Halloween costume than into my career...

This Halloween I'm going as the ghost of our federal government.

The older you get, the harder it is to find someone willing to share a horse costume with you.

Some people are really going all out for Halloween. The guy driving behind me even got sirens & flashing lights to go with his cop

Every year I go to halloween parties as a ninja so don't expect to see me there.

My daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady constume for months now.

I have to continue reminding myself that it's Halloween so I can't rely on my instincts to shoot zombies in the head.

My daughter said she's gonna be a hoe for Halloween. I think it's cute that she likes gardening.I love Halloween, it's the only night of the year I may end up getting drunk with Spider-Man and going home with a cheerleader.

Just go as a whore for Halloween. You obviously have all the clothes for it.

It's Halloween and hopefully you people that partied last night didn't wake next to something scary this morning.

For Halloween I'm just gonna wear no makeup and natural hair and go as a monster.

Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses like Halloween? Because they cant handle the competition.

Halloween is for dressing as something you're not. That's why most girls go as sexy.

Can I borrow your face for Halloween?

Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.

Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the spirits of things.

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

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